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GRAND OPENING PROPOSITION: 15% off all purchases | Free NO KINGS T-Shirt at $75 or more | Always Free Shipping on $50 or more

Grand Opening Sale

Welcome to The East Utopia Trading Company

15% off all purchases through December 5, 2025.

Sign up for our Store News newsletter and get 5% off for as long as you subscribe. Subscribers to The Essay newsletter get access to special deals through promo codes. Subscribers to both get 5% off and special deals.

Get free basic shipping on orders over $50 — put a“NO KINGS” Basic T-Shirt in your cart and get it free on orders over $75.

We donate roughly 20% of profits (5% of each sale) to an activist group of your choice at checkout.

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